Max Funmaker Jr.

Birth Date: August 1, 1972 Release Date: Life Convicted Of: 1st Degree Intentional Homicide 
Sexual Orientation: Straight Wants To Write To: Women Only Seeks: Friendship

My Dear Lady,

Hi, how's it going? I'm doing fine. I'm still relatively new to this website, so please bear with me. It was getting a little old watching the mailman fly past my "house" without dropping off any mail, so I thought I'd give this a try. All I ask is that you keep an open mind as you read on. Okay, here I go...

Well, for starters I'm a single, Native American man. I'm 5'10" and weigh 200 lbs. I'm pretty easygoing. I like to laugh and have a good time. I enjoy reading and writing. The types of books I like are espionage, fantasy, and horror. I enjoy staying in shape. I'm not so much into body building. For me, it's more about staying healthy. I love doing a wide variety of outdoor activities (i.e., hiking, biking, camping, fishing, etc.). In my downtime, I like to relax and listen to music. I'm a little pressed for time and space, so I can't go into too much detail.

As for me as a person, I'd say I'm pretty respectful. I don't have a lot of hang-ups. I try to treat people the way I'd like to be treated. I'm secure in my masculinity. I'm still working on my ego, though. I'm a good listener and I'm a romantic at heart. When it comes to women, I don't discriminate. I appreciate all of you out there.

I know you might be asking yourself: "Well, if he's all that then what's he doing on this website?"

Yeah, I was kind of wondering the same thing. No, I'm just kidding. Actually, it's hard for guys in my situation to reach out and meet new and interesting people.

Well, before I go I'd like to ask you a couple questions. Have I made you smile? Can you give me an honest chance to be your friend? Do you feel that people deserve second chances?

All right, well, I've tried to be as honest as possible. I'd like to say thank you for taking the time to read what I had to say. If you'd like to drop me a line, I promise a response.

Thank you for your time.

Max Funmaker Jr. #188334
PO Box 351
Waupun, WI 53963

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Listed: 11/06/07
Change: 02/18/08
Exp.: 12/04/08

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